The Rocking Chair

I found the rocking chair the other day. It's lots of fun, but very tricky to climb into. I mean, every time I'd try to climb up in the darn thing it would tip forward and dump me out, unless I managed to lean just far enough over that it rocked backward and then I'd smack my forehead on the back. And man, don't get me started on the hazard to the toes!! Lots of fun, these rocking chairs.